Sorry for the very late update. The winner of the pair of tickets to the event should have been announced yesterday at 5pm. unfortunately I haven’t had internet access for almost 24 hours!! (thanks Safaricom!)

In as much as I’d love to give tickets to all you wonderful readers of this blog, I’ve decided to award the pair of tickets to Shelly B after I read her comment on the previous blog post.

After reading her comment, you have to admit that one would have to be absolutely heartless not to award her the pair of tickets.

So there you go, Shelly B. The tickets are yours, courtesy of 98.4 Capital FM. I hope that you and your cousin enjoy the show.


What’s on my Playlist?

Vivian Green – Emotional Rollercoaster.


This Saturday 15th October 2011 Capital FM invites you to the #LoungeUnplugged Fanatic edition, featuring R&B and soul singer Vivian Green. The 32 year old Soul Train Awards nominee and a native of Philadelphia is on her fist visit to Kenya. She is famous for her three studio albums A Love Story (featuring the hit single “Emotional Rollercoaster”), Vivian (2005) and her third album Beautiful was released in 2010.

The Lounge Unplugged is proudly sponsored by Baileys, Virgin Atlantic and Hotel Intercontinental. It will be held at Kefit Centre on Limuru Rd. Gates open at 7pm. The event also features performances by Neema Ntalel and Fena.

Tickets are available at all Dormans outlets (Yaya Centre, Westgate and The Junction), as well as at Hotel Intercontinental and Capital FM on 19th Floor, Lonrho House. Advance tickets are selling for Ksh 2,000/= and they will be Ksh 2,500/= at the door. So hurry and get yours while stocks last!


I have a couple of tickets to give out to the Lounge Unplugged courtesy of 98.4 Capital FM. Everyone wants one, and I wish I could give them to all you guys who’ve been ombeting so hard on Twitter, but I can’t make it that easy. So let’s have a little competition and from that, I’ll pick out a winner by the end of tomorrow, Friday 14th October.

All you have to do is answer a few simple questions, So here we go.

  1. Which airline is flying Vivian Green and her entourage to Kenya?
  2. Which hotel will she and her crew be staying at?
  3. Who is the main sponsor of the event?
  4. Name the venues where you can buy the tickets.
  5. Who are the curtain raisers for the event?


You should also give a very brief reason why you deserve the tickets, who you would take for the concert, and what you would wear for the event. (Ladies, a little black dress is always a winner, but you can be a little more creative, no?)


(Hint: All the answers are in this post, and you can also get more information on the Capital FM website )

Competition closes at 5pm tomorrow. You better get cracking and send in your answers in the comments section below.


What’s on my playlist?

Vivian Green – Beautiful.

Hi kiddo,

It’s me. I mean, you. From the future. Waaaaay into the future. Haven’t you always wished that you could have a sneak peek into the future and know what lies ahead for you? Well, that’s why I’m here. So sit down and take notes.

You’re going to high school in the next year. Actually, you’ll make it into the top national school in Kenya without breaking a sweat. But just coz you’re a nerd doesn’t mean you don’t have to study. Put in a bit more effort in high school, and you won’t have to do 3 years work in Form 4.

Girls are bad news, kiddo. Bad bad bad news! You will have your heart broken more times than you’ll remember. Kwanza this corrupt politician’s daughter you’ve been buying chocolate for lately will be the first. She’ll eat them up and throw you into the bin along with the wrappers. Don’t take girls too seriously. Being Mr. Nice Guy won’t get you anywhere with the ladies. It pays to be an arrogant bastard sometimes so toughen up! (for some weird reason which I fail to understand even today, girls are more attracted to bad boy types. Then they come crying to me after they’ve been thumped senseless. Girls are daft and confused. Don’t try to understand them!)

Your short temper will get you into lots of problems in future. You better get it in check as soon as you can.

Be good to mum. She’s all you have, and only when you get to my age will you realize the number of sacrifices that she’s made to give you the best life that you can have. When you get older, you’ll do crazy shit like pierce your ears, relax your hair. Actually you’ll do cornrows and grow dreadz as well. You’ll also skive the Benz and crash it into a ditch in the middle of the night. Avoid that incident. Particularly THAT incident. Coz she’ll beat you half to death with a frying pan and a stool. Appreciate her once in a while. Buy her a Celine Dion CD and she’ll love you a little more.

I know you think you’ll graduate at 22 and conquer the world. I’ve got bad news for you. You’ll be in your late 20s doing your 4th degree! Good thing about that is you’ll know a little more about most things than most guys. Coz you’re smart like that. And that’ll open many doors for you later. Kutangulia sio kufika.

Learn to play the guitar. It’ll get you more ladies than that silly piano. You’ll learn that the hard way from kid bro.

Learn not to keep grudges and be so vengeful. People will always fuck you over in life. It’s human nature. But nothing is ever that serious. Fura for a day or two and move on.

Be close to Joel & Tony. They’ll commit suicide at 21 and 20, and you’ll ask yourself for years to come if there was anything that you should have done differently. There is. Be there for them now. You’ll also lose other friends along the way (and your brother his girlfriend) so treasure the ones you have and live life to the fullest.

I guess that’s it. Everything that you do, do it to the best of your ability. Live, love, laugh a little. Hio tu.

AOB – Maneno ya Cess Mutungi

(Disclaimer: I have not been paid to write this!)

I’ve always been a big fan of Cess (personal issues aside) from way back when she used to host the morning show at Hot 96 with Ngatia. The two were a riot! Now she’s back hosting the afternoon show with Maqbul at Capital FM. These two have a sense of humour that’s so unique, how they’re able to think up the weirdest sh*t on their toes is amazing, in addition to more hilarious stuff like Cess doing the traffic report in Kao and throwing a bitchfit for Maqbul in a Naija accent.

Three weeks ago at Shamba ya Sandip (my former workplace) everyone’s so serious, trying to get some work done. I had my noise blocking earphones on listening to some DunguDungu (and ignoring the GM’s kelele mingi) Cess called up a guy who won 10k in some competition.

Cess: So, what do you do with yourself?

Caller: I am a tisha!

Cess: Really, mwarimo! So what do you teach, Mwalimu?

Caller: Akshuare I teash Chemistry, Mathematics, Woodwaka and sometimes Music.

Cess: So you’re the full metamorphic rocks dem a morph?

Caller: Ati?

Cess: Never mind.

After I picked myself up from the floor, (yes I fell over backwards laughing) I had a really hard time trying to explain the metamorphic rocks dem a morph joke to my workmates. They just didn’t get it. And I won’t try to explain it here coz you probably won’t get it either. (It’s a Fanta ad) Just bloody tune in to the Jam every weekday and you’ll get a massive dose of random madness and crazy humour. In my opinion, this is the best show on radio, with the wittiest, craziest pair on radio, and the only way to keep a smile on your face when stuck in traffic.

Now if only Cess would get onto Twitter! Wewe! Style up madam, this is the 21st Century!

What’s on my Playlist?

Chris Cornell – Scream