To all you bloggers who do your thing on company time (y’all know yourselves) today I’m getting you fired! Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
The audio clip that you are about to listen to is of an extremely hilarious nature. It is advisable that you only listen to this during your lunch break, or after work, otherwise you will run the risk of losing your job. Listener discretion is advised.
Here you go.
Joke of the day
Street prostitute…. to Customer:
Hii ni Masharti ya kazi:
1. Sirabi boro
2. Sitobwi mukudu
3. Masiwa ni ya mtoto
4. maStyro perekea bibi yako
5. Buy one; get one free-yaaani shoti biri, mimi reo iko nyenge
6. Ogezea kabruu …. Nipige duru wajue wewe ni njogoo
7. Usisherewe dani, iko mrorogo
8. Kama boro yako ni ya fuda, weka nuthu
9. Kiss mama yako, hii mbiachara
10. Ukifeda, urete dugu yako pia