I just got this in my e-mail and I couldn’t resist the temptation to share it! Enjoy!
It’s Friday night and four ladies: Akinyi, Sanaipei, Mwikali and Wambui go for a Ladies Night out.
Mwikali wanted to impress the rest of the girls so she pulled out a 100 bob note. When the male dancer came over to them, Mwikali licked the note and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, Sanaipei pulled out a 200 note. She called the guy back, licked the note, and stuck it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of the girls, Akinyi pulled out a 500 bob note, called the guy over and licked the note.
Wambui was worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, Akinyi just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks.
Wambui’s relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things were going, the guy gyrated over to her.
Now everyone’s attention was focused on Wambui, as the guy was egging
her on to try to top the 500 bob. Wambui’s brain was churning as she reached for her wallet……
What could she do????
The Kikuyu in her took over!
She got out her Barclays Bank Visa ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eight hundred bob, and went home!!