I know it’s a bit late in the day to wish people a happy New Year but Happy New Year! Hope everyone made it to 2009 in one piece and the holiday season was enjoyed to the max.
Mine was quite eventful, it had its fair share of ups and downs. Just when the downs seemed to overwhelm me, there came the ups and totally knocked me out. The ups include making peace with a few individuals who I harboured very serious and long term grudges with, getting a new laptop finally, one sick little machine, and spending time with family and friends.
The lows include paying “tax” to Kamau and his cousin Mwaura. Just when I thought I could survive 2008 bila getting mugged, it happened one Sunday night after about 21 shots of vodka at K1 Pitcher and Butch. Fucking thugs ambushed me in a cab and took all my cash, my phone (big deal, it was a Nokia 1100. In fact they were kind enough to hand back my SIM cards) BUT said fuckers took my glasses too! Seriously, those things cost me 17k just less than two months ago and it is painful to know that they probably sold them for 500 bob.
That was the easy part, getting “mugged” shortly afterwards by someone I considered a friend was the real shocker. At least the thugs were more polite.
I learnt a few lessons too. Blood is thicker than water. Regardless. Sometimes what you think you know is barely a scratch of the surface. Feminists should be shot dead then burnt alive, in that order. Apparently, friendship comes at a price. Forgiveness is not the same as amnesia.
Ok, back to normal programming.
Since I have a laptop now, I hope to blog more regularly than I did last year. I don’t know if I’ll be able to churn out an average of one post a week just as I used to in 2006 and 2007, but I’ll try. Writer’s block is a bitch!
So here’s to another year of Archer’s 5 bob opinions. Enjoy!
What’s on my Playlist?
Look what The ‘Licious One got me for Christmas! Is she an angel or what?!

January 18, 2009 at 3:20 pm
The “licious” one got you a helmet?
Kwani there was a time forgiveness = amnesia?
I am smiling at the prospect of a post a week (maybe!)
January 18, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Happy new year Archer…….a bit late in the day but oh well!
Pole sana for the mugging. Friendship does NOT come at a price and when it does…..its not friendship!
Eish, you hate feminists!
January 18, 2009 at 6:15 pm
With a post a week, u will easily hit 200k.
Too bad the posts will b ‘censored’.
The laptop, good 4 u. Me still feeling the pinch months afta my getting mugged incident
January 18, 2009 at 7:39 pm
here is to a whole new year, and that IS a sick machine!
January 19, 2009 at 8:56 am
Late Happy new year to you too…
Laptop… well, there is something called insurance bro… If I hadnt insured my stuff including the laptop and phones a few months ago, I would have lost some furtune when I last got mugged. Get one for ur machine, and phone(s).
Something 2 think about, why are these Nairobi petty thieves obsessed with taking away peoples spectacles? They have taken away two of mine that cost me dearly… do they know they are prescribed for specific conditions?
January 19, 2009 at 10:46 am
Happy 09 to you too. Good to know that forgiveness is better than amnesia?
January 19, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Happy belated new year ‘09! Good to know u r doing fine apart from the unfortunate incidents.its good to know u shall be churning them blogs regularly…keep ‘em coming
January 19, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Happy new year too! Why on earth would anyone mug you off your glasses?
nway pole about the incident.
January 19, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Happy New Year (If Kenyan, you can say that safely until Easter)
January 19, 2009 at 10:21 pm
happy new one to you.
Now let me ask you.. na si kwa ubaya… kwani what kind of people do you know? Si this is like the second time “someone you know” is mugging you? Niaje?
Just wondering.
January 20, 2009 at 4:47 am
Pole for the mugging, why would someone thug glasses?! Aki Kenyans have hit another level! Tsk! Have a thug-free year.
January 20, 2009 at 7:13 am
Happy New year mad one
January 20, 2009 at 8:20 am
happier 09 man.sorry for the ‘muggings’.
January 21, 2009 at 7:05 am
Did they take glasses as in spectacles or glasses as in sunglasses (why would u be wearing them at night?)
And who buys un-prescibed glasses??
Anyway, pole sana.
January 21, 2009 at 9:59 am
Happy new year, and sorry about getting mugged. Theft sucks
January 23, 2009 at 5:55 am
Happy new year!! Pole bout getting mugged. Looking fwd to more posts.
January 25, 2009 at 6:58 pm
And you are back, happy new year.