*Edited!*
Sawasawa, I’ve paid the bloody bill ya stima!! Put the candles away!! I didn’t ilke the dark theme anyway.
I see it’s tagging season once again. Unfortunately, this time I’m not going to play ball, I’m going to change things a bit. See, we’ve done the same “6 facts about yourself” tag thrice already since 2006. Why should we keep having the same tag every other year? (I bet we’ll still do this next year) I think after guys have finished with it and passed it on, it circulates in some other part of the world and somehow makes its comeback to these parts every few months.
First, let me tag some bloggers who are yet to be tagged.
Rules
Link to the person that tagged you
Post the rules on your blog
Share six non-important things/habits/quirks about yourself
Tag five people at the end of your post by linking to their blogs
Let each random person know that they’ve been tagged by leaving a comment on their blogs
I hereby tag the following:
Zack – coz you’ve never been tagged before.
Kenyanchick- you almost bit my head off last time I didn’t tag you, so here you go!
Kenyanmusings – ati ulienda wapi? Nonsense! Fanya tag!
Kelitu – Shimba Hills’ Finest, hebu fanya vivi hivi upesi upesi!
Milo – Mr. Unmentionables, I don’t care if you’re in semi-retirement. Please do the needful.
Ciiku – spreading the love tu.
Pilato – I don’t think you’ve been tagged yet!
Kip – and neither have your makendes!!
Phassie - it’s about time you updated your blog, so you can start with this!
Instead of doing the tag, I’ve decided to do an “Ask Archer” post. Readers are therefore invited to ask me anything that you’d like to know about me (or anything else in general) Sort of like the “Ask M” (part 1 & part 2) series a couple of years ago. You may ask your questions in the comments section of this post (although I’ll close the comments page on Friday 29th Feb 2008 at midnight lest I be bombarded with 2000 questions!)
After that, I’ll write up a post with my answers to the questions.
Only one rule though, let’s keep the questions at two per person, ok? Otherwise I might not be able to answer them all.
Ok then, let’s get started! This should be interesting!
In other news, Aegeus has decided to retire from the blogging scene. Wish you the best in your future ventures, my friend.
What’s on my Playlist?
The last time – Gnarls Barkley
February 25, 2008 at 12:58 pm
First things first! I Love yo theme. Black is my fav colour! Awesome!! Questions. . .hmmm. . .lemmi think up some. Kuna limit??
February 25, 2008 at 2:13 pm
LOL! dude, kaaribu nikuje na torch.
questions…
what the six non-important things/habits/quirks about yourself…hhahahahahahahahaha…okay seriously lakini…..
describe archer (of course the blogger) what kind of mongo is he?
where did he spawn from?
is archer the same as the real you? heheehehehe
mojo blogo hutoka wapi? (yaani where does your mojo to blog come from)
hizo ni za kionjo wacha nitafute zingine….
February 25, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Aibo ! Its dark in here….asiiisi? sasa boss , kidu ngani hii tena
February 25, 2008 at 3:09 pm
I did think i was lost. This should be fun, but dont really know what to ask so will have to come back later. Actually have one for now – What’s your preferred kiruru and how often do you indulge?
Just realised i have to wait atleast one week for the answer. Don’t do patience very well. lol
February 25, 2008 at 3:41 pm
kuna giza huku…
i am working on a question keeping in mind those spoiler rules!
February 25, 2008 at 4:45 pm
dude… i almost swore off drinking when i clicked in here!!
…you better be handing out misumaaz as people login in.
Okay lemme just ask, who would be asking you about other bloggers?! I mean what the hell?? has it come to this now??
I want to know about your dating life…
February 25, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Describe your typical Saturday.
I find when I ask this question during an interview, it reveals a deep insight about the candidate.
I prefer your old theme
February 25, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Now we’ll start anaa Tagg of ask(insertname)
Mmmhhh…what shall I ask…will be back!
February 25, 2008 at 10:17 pm
I actually like the look…. not too black, its sort of gray. Hmmm, what do I want to know about you?
Why Archer?
February 26, 2008 at 12:21 am
One, why do u call urself Archer? Two, kwani stima ilienda kwenu? The old look was better. Three, this ain’t a question. I just bumped into ur blog accidentally but I absolutely luv it!!! U hav a big fan here
February 26, 2008 at 4:50 am
EEeh, sasa huku ni wapi boss, Lipa bills za electricity… Else I will ask this soon, where is Archer? Now you tagged me, well, never been tagged be4 but will do something at mines about that…
By the way, why do you call yourself Archer?
February 26, 2008 at 7:26 am
First of all, ati Aegeus quit blogging? What does he mean? What if we refuse? (No, these aren’t part of the “Ask Archer” questions.)
Secondly, sawa, I’ll do something on my blog, heh heh. I’ll let you know when it’s up!
February 26, 2008 at 8:41 am
Ok Archer going with the mishale theme:
How many Arrows do you have in your quiver?
Who are what is the target for your mishales?
How many shots have landed on target when you shoot?
Have you also been shot
How long is the arrow shaft? (Ok here you are free to cheat)
February 26, 2008 at 10:54 am
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Do you ever want a family of your own? eh how many tois
February 26, 2008 at 11:15 am
Sheesh i can’t read my own blog-writing…i’m all for men in black but, eh, anyway,whatever works for you. My question is same as before. Define mad skills – in theory – without demos, and please be gentle. hmm, i like the way Kirima’s mind works !
February 26, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Questionz:
1. Is there a big diff between Archer and the real u?
2. Why Archer? Why mishale?
3. Wat ticks you off?
4. Do u think you are interesting? Why?
5. Describe yo ideal chic?
6. How many posts hv u done so far?
7. Did u go for the blind date??
February 26, 2008 at 1:02 pm
What is Kirima REALLY asking? REALLY
what pisses you off the most
What is the worst lie you ever told a girl to get her into bed? (WHAT?)
February 26, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Oh and I will miss Agooose
February 26, 2008 at 1:43 pm
what kind of moti would you like to owning in 20 yrs?? do you like kid’s? how did the blind date go?? why this particular theme for your blog??what wld you do if you knocked up a mama you didn’t love?? do you believe in love?? Do you believe in God?? your favorite item of clothing? describe your best moment! the person your most grateful to,the worst moment of your entire existance…cant think of anything else saa hii….Black?? dude!!!
February 26, 2008 at 2:03 pm
archer.. this house is too dark… have you paid your KPLC bill yet? nimetembea mpaka i was like am I in mochas manenos ama ghitu ghani hiitag is in the mix i see… wacha i soma the rules ..’
- ok how do you blog from nairobi -isnt that indanet .very slow?
- do you have beef with guys majuu [your post from kitambos]
- Is it true that you were part of the Koffi Annan Peace talks.lol?
-Have you ever met any brogger [blogger]? if yes.. was she FINE!?
- Do you screw alot in college hapo.. well i used to ……..
February 26, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Boss. Imagine you are driving in Nairobi’s bumper to bumper morning traffic..suddenly you throw a ka-glance kwa your rear view mirror..Guess who you see? Yes boss, those two beefy afrikaan HOBOS who tried to arrange a meeting with your maker sometime back in SA..Its a return match home ground..how would you play it?..
You once told me that “SA SIENDI TENA” but i also understand that you got a soft spot for Malawian Sistas…Hebu tell me, if you meet your old college mate back in S.A and he tells you vile your former University admits only Sistas from Malawi…vile kuna mafuriko ya Malawi beauties hukoz..would you wish to catch the next plane to S.A?
February 26, 2008 at 10:15 pm
do you know the difference between pink and hot pink? just asking.
February 27, 2008 at 3:13 am
I have had storiez b4 in da past dat the Kenyan blog scene is full of sex, drunken orgies & chic swopping, & dat u have screwed many female bloggers & dat you were one of them who wa there. How many bloggers ave u passed thru?
February 27, 2008 at 8:53 am
Have u ever hit it before proper introductions had been done…?
February 27, 2008 at 9:31 am
OK, where do I start?
Do you know the names of all the chicas u’ve kamatad?
Do you remember the names of your chapa ilales?
Do they come back?
I’ve exceeded the two questions but it is all good.
February 27, 2008 at 11:22 am
Mishale …
If you were a kitchen utensil, what would you choose to be and why?
February 27, 2008 at 1:39 pm
ok………i exceeded 2…but you can choose which ones to answer
February 27, 2008 at 3:05 pm
@ bomseh…. you DONT say ati chicks you kamatad…. youv’e got to pull the Khayundi(1999) thing you and sema Kamadad ..
.so archer.. how many chiles have you kamadad …?
February 27, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Would you ever quit blogging? What is the one thing that would make you quit?
February 28, 2008 at 2:45 am
Yaani you had to put me on blast! Sawa tuu!
February 28, 2008 at 4:31 am
I’m late as usual. Let me see
1. Where does Archer see himself in 5 years time
2. What is Archer’s idea of a perfect woman?
3. What does Archer do on a typical weekend?
Cheers!
February 28, 2008 at 9:01 am
Ok questions have ben asked here… he heeee.. you have like 100posts 2 make of the questions.
Mine:
1. What would make you quit blogging?
2. What is the most important thing in your life?
February 28, 2008 at 9:14 am
Mine is one you lost one.
Have tois stopped crying when you hold them? Lol @Gish
February 28, 2008 at 9:15 am
Lost one.
Have tois stopped crying when you hold them?
Did you finally get shoes that fit you?
Lol @Gish
February 28, 2008 at 11:51 am
Ok.
☺What did the guy that took your phone look like…
☺>insert kip’s Q< this year?
No don’t ansa no. 2….
LOL at Nakeel…ati ukishika watoi…hihihhihi!!
February 28, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Seems like all the questions i had for you have been asked
Maybe one more; what makes your day?
February 28, 2008 at 5:17 pm
wacha i latch on wanja’s
what spoils your day?
would you let a chick come between you and a pal?
if you saw a guy being pigwad mob justice utaingilia?
if you saw a guy being pigwad ngeta utasaidia?
February 29, 2008 at 6:38 am
My turn:
Hi Archer?
1. Did you remember to ask FG to get you shoes from the UK? I forgot to ask her to ask you about it
– yes I know, I am weird like that
2. Boeing or Airbus?
3. I know the secret to stopping smoking.U interested? I am not kidding, I have been smoke free for six months now – didn’t even suffer any ‘withdrawals’ (gutter mentality notwithstanding)
4. (Who said anything about rules, or better yet, who said anything about rules???)What phone did you get? The Rock or Con Air? Boston Legal or House? Could you send me a picture of you in a suit (so I can fall about laughing?) No? Ah well, had to ask
February 29, 2008 at 7:25 am
Great opportunity tho its a hard task to get the two questions from all that run in the head but here goes- What legacy do u want to leave when the curtains are drawn in your life?
Of all the leaders that u know or have heard of,which one would u like to be if u had a chance to relive their life and why?
I guess that does it for now.
February 29, 2008 at 8:14 am
Had to clarify
– the movie choice had nothing to do with Nick(and not our resident dentist)Cage and everything to do with Sean Connery (yeah?) and Cirus the virus 
5. Have you watched 3:10 to Yuma? (Nor have I, although I am looking it on DVD right here
March 3, 2008 at 12:45 pm
tut tut tut those q’s are too deadly. off to load up on popcorn and all.
March 3, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Hey mlenga shabaha,since u havent locked this room,il post some few last ones kabla ufunge.
Here goes- do u see the learning that u are pursuing right now helpin u to get to where u want to be in the pursuit of establishing your legacy?
How would u describe the kenyan youth scene (15-40)?
Do u believe in ‘ they lived happily ever after’ without ’side dishes’ and if so,are u a candidate?and who would u say was your favorite teacher and Y?