Jose Mourinho quits as Chelsea Manager
Ai hapana!! Hapa nimekataa!! Someone slap me hard, pinch my nuts, just do something! Tell me I’m hallucinating coz shit, I am!! Kweli dunia imepasuka mahali.
The Special One
Wee wacha mchezo dadii!! Seriously, how do you quit on the week we’re playing Manchester United??
Someone go find that man!! Farmgal DO SOMETHING!! Skive jobo, go find Mourinho IMMEDIATELY!!! (I know his home address) say your prayers, smack the good love of the Holy Spirit into his short ass and drag him by the ear down Fulham Road all the way to Stamford Bridge ! Alafu you lock him in his office and get Michael “Wafula” Essien and John Terry to administer further discipline!
Then, WHO THE FUCK IS AVRAM GRANT?!! Abramovich get serious with life! How do you replace Mourinho with this un-known thing? We don’t want him!!!! In that case, Abramovich might as well have appointed himself manager!
Mkienda Old Trafford this weekend, bebeni Vaseline tafadhali.
I’m depressed. Seriously. I’m so getting wasted today. Good thing that Mwenda’s opens in two hours’ time. Consolation tequilas and Viceroy can be offered pare pare. I’ll be the chap at the counter with a long face.
What’s on my Playlist?
What the Fuck?! – Fat Boy Slim
September 20, 2007 at 11:12 am
!st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………….all i have to say is GOOD RIDDANCE!!!!!!
seriously dont like the dude
September 20, 2007 at 11:16 am
Kwani comment yangu imemezwa? asiiii?
I said….
Ati the chap with a long face? Si i thought thats natural? ala? LOOOL
Poleni for losing Josephine Maureenwhore! Abramovich just did stupid!
Wacha vaseline, bebeni pia Kondiero! mtatiwa kweli!….
I think thats it! yeah
September 20, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Woishe archer…wacha aende. But that replacement! Mi I have never heard that name.
Good luck ol’ chelsea!
September 20, 2007 at 12:40 pm
LMAO 2 INFINITY
September 20, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Yay, Maureen-whore is gone, Roman Army may as well hand the title to Liverpool or Arsenal. Preferably Liverpool.
September 20, 2007 at 12:56 pm
tarrrram tarrrram!!!
September 20, 2007 at 3:06 pm
I hate kicking a man when he is down but him leaving before Man U whip his ass is a crying shame. Have a cold Whitecap on me then we can kutana on Sunday.
September 20, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
I will be polite,(coz u playing us this weekend-Mau Utd). I reserve my comments for then…but Ouch, dude-The only other person who felt as Special as Moreen-Whore; ITS ARCHER. Ha Haaaa!!!
September 20, 2007 at 3:50 pm
From watching American football for a number of years, I can say that changes when a star coach/manager leaves are not felt for years [systems are intact]. So Chelsea are likely to win against Man U this weekend and will be a contender the rest of the season
September 20, 2007 at 4:15 pm
American Football is not a sport.
Archer-here is to another 50 years of no title…
September 20, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Btw, Liverpool are looking for an assistant and we expect to see Jose’s CV in the morning…
September 20, 2007 at 4:51 pm
Bankelele, Your statement sounds soooooo Jose’ like. Get out of that Bamboocha world of Chelsea Champions Fantasy and welcome back to the real world where Man U will hand Chelsea a 4-2 beating this weekend…and 4ever more. AMEN
September 20, 2007 at 5:31 pm
Archer, yaani my heart goes out to you. What a like huh? Kwanza you were mugged not once but twice ama we can now say thrice. Sii ata hii ni mugging of sorts.
I don’t know the first thing about football lakini I admired the man’s arrogance. ( I am just saying- confidence or what!)
September 20, 2007 at 5:53 pm
the chelsea nation is in deep mourning. good luck Jose, you did us PROUD.
@3TOC, it is confidence.
September 20, 2007 at 6:23 pm
LOL. I have a ton of vaseline for you, Farmgal and 3N. Coz Sunday, your asses will need it. Wah, Abramovich must be drinking oil for him to make that move before the Man U game. ama its a ploy to make us relax
September 20, 2007 at 8:50 pm
@Archer, that was, what a week, not what a like. Pole, engrish ilifika na meli.
September 20, 2007 at 11:36 pm
Yaani all this passion is due to soccer?
What’s with people and sports,
I feel like I’m the only non-addict.
September 21, 2007 at 3:23 am
HAHAHAHAH! YEAAAH! now Chelsea will receive a mega thrashing at Old trafford sunday. Jose is a cry baby who whines when things dnt go his way. One thoing for sure chelsea will neva have the class and grace of ManU..
Mwenda’s ill be there today..at the counter with a big beaming happy face.
September 21, 2007 at 8:35 am
I will wait until Monday to make the necessary comments…..
September 21, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Oh Happy Day for me and all other Arsenal fans… For on that seat we shall remain, especially with the help of is it Movit or what?? [read the new chelsea coach].. In the premierl eague and in the Championships… we shall win…
I cannot help smiling really loudly
September 21, 2007 at 5:40 pm
And guess who I thought would so get wasted upon hearing the news?
Damn was so right!
First neon tees, then Jose leaves.
Lemmi spare more grief and lets all wait for Sunday.
September 22, 2007 at 3:40 pm
first things first enyewe poleni…he was an exciting character…lakini kuna vile under grant all we’ll be hearing are grants of discontent (zimeanza)….
September 24, 2007 at 6:06 am
@Archer.
A true player concedes defeat. I know Chelsea is undergoing a ‘heartbreak’ but Man U played a better game last evening. Get rid of that Bifwoli Wakoli Grant of yours… May be you will rise.
September 24, 2007 at 6:21 am
OMG!!!
You really are pained with the loss…Here have a tissue…Do’nt cry…There are other teams like Westham and Bolton to beat…
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September 24, 2007 at 6:28 am
you must forgive me but who is that? never heard of him before
September 24, 2007 at 6:28 am
September 24, 2007 at 8:35 am
Stopping by to see if there are any tears to be wiped…. 2 – 0!!!
Your lucky I don’t have your number!!! Ask Farmgal!!!
September 24, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Tihihihi I am begining to respect the passion with which Kenyans relate to “their teams” and sports in general
September 24, 2007 at 2:26 pm