We came here to party/throw your hands up everybody/lets have a party going on/it’s a holiday!
I’ve just heard this track “Holiday” by Naughty by Nature for the first time in 7 years. If anyone can hook me up with the MP3, aki I’ll kiss your toes. I so love this track!
Chic, you’re hot. Haki ya nani. Of all the 30 something women that I’ve had the pleasure of seeing naked, you are by far the most gorgeous. But you’ve got such a low self esteem that you wouldn’t believe that any man would ever find you attractive. Any man would be honoured to have you. I’d marry you myself if only we didn’t have so much beef between us, but it pains me to see you selling yourself so cheap, whoring around like a cheap slut from Koinange Street. And that’s what you’ve become. A whore. It pains me. Really, it does. To see my first love reduce herself to this….
Get your life in check for fuck’s sake!
August 24, 2007 at 7:30 pm
How many pints woishee?
And here I thought I am the only one whose mind turns to my first love when drunk.
Mwambie. You are the one to tell her man.
August 24, 2007 at 7:49 pm
Wait a minute, 30 something women? Eish pwana.
August 24, 2007 at 8:35 pm
This is hilarious as it gets!!!……. haha youve made my friday afternoon!!! mluyha kutoka ingo pwana umekunyweko tawa ghani vhane?
i dont recall my firs luv musta been some kenya poly mama who had waitherero legs.. thin……thinner thinnest!
August 25, 2007 at 12:32 am
Lol I came I saw! Thirty wha??
August 25, 2007 at 10:14 am
OK! She better pull her act together. As a friend si umwambie tu?
Alafu
……Of all the 30 something women that I’ve had the pleasure of seeing naked….
how many other 30 somsin women are we talking about here? LOL
August 25, 2007 at 10:18 am
First love then whoring around thats sad I like to think of my First Love as sacred. Alinifunza mengi.
I take it that 30 excludes those seen on video and strippers!
August 25, 2007 at 5:28 pm
No 1- Yaani you have never heard Holiday. You seriously need to stop listening to T-Pain and Chris Brown
No 2- 30 women. Wah, si that is excess. Me I am still counting mine on one hand.
How did u get to 30?
Tuambie siri ya urembo?
No 3- Let her whore around. I know its ur first love and everything. But if she stops, i wont get my turn. LOL
August 26, 2007 at 12:04 am
30 something women- you are a gynaecologist, a mid-wife (now you, you will need to be a mid-bachelor)
a coroner, a nurse in ICU
you are one of the above right?
Can you please tell the hot chick that firstly she is hot (she may not be aware)
secondly she needs to stop selling herself……..maybe she should get her life in order for HER sake not fxxx’s sake.That word be the wrong term to be using on someone “whoring” around.
August 26, 2007 at 2:36 am
is it ok to just lol? Alot?
Just did my own drunken post n now a drunken comment “hic” n I’m loling too hard!
August 26, 2007 at 4:37 am
i’ll try and hook that track up for you. One of the last true NBN bangers.
August 26, 2007 at 11:10 am
Woooow ngojeni kwanza!
i need clarification.
Are you saying you had sumsumtn with over 30 women or are we talking age here? yaani over miaka thelathini?
August 27, 2007 at 6:43 am
LMAO! Udi you’s a fewl!!! Ha ha!!
Archer my son… literally i have no idea what to say!!
August 27, 2007 at 10:13 am
Since you know her value tell her maybe it will help. Thats what friends are for ama?
August 27, 2007 at 8:38 pm
Mishale
There is a plank in your eye
August 28, 2007 at 11:45 am
okay Archer- do not tell her, help her feel like she is hot and assure her that it is not because you feel like biblically “knowing her”.But if she jams………….pole, you watch her self destruct.
August 30, 2007 at 12:51 pm
leave the girl to do what she got to do .she will soon come to her senses ….in the immortal words of one of Baltimore’s finest poets,earl Simmons (u might know him as DMX)
Give the dog a bone (read d.i.c.k .)
Leave the dog alone (don’t whine)
Let the dog roam (wacha akule balanced diet (variety)
and she’ll find her way home!
August 30, 2007 at 2:55 pm
LOL! Yenyewe the title speaks for itself…………
August 30, 2007 at 7:45 pm
how did i miss this post. anyway drunk or not drunk your ex needs to recognize and take control of her maisha
Kip – are you sure those lyrics are like so…you learn something new everyday
August 30, 2007 at 8:11 pm
3n .. you blend the miro’s flow with this mlevis case.. replace the “he” and the ’she”…and youre home..
September 2, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Archer,ati 30-what?Is that a typo?
Halafu,remember that certain nani i told you about?Shida ni hiyo hiyo.Are you sure it isn’t the same person?Scratch that,i know you’ve got good taste.
September 3, 2007 at 7:32 am
You still penda your first love…………ahhhhhhhh………thats so sweet,people don’t just suddenly develop a low self esteem,it must have been building up from when or even before you guys were together. So don’t just talk to her, do something…….
September 3, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Got the naughty by nature song? If you haven’t create a temporary email where I can send the song, then you can delete the account. Savvy? I will check comments.
All the email info is fake. I like to remain completely anonymous on the internet